BURN THE BLOODY EMAIL
It DESERVED it and you’re now muted (removed) from the email segment — you won’t get another message from that campaign.
I work hard to never send emails that you don’t want to get which is why I’m glad you clicked on the link in the email that brought you here.
We’re all about intention and integrity around these parts.
Intention: Everything you get is relevant and desired.
Integrity: You get what was promised.
That said, thanks for helping me to send you just the things you want to hear about.
(If that was a mistake — I unintentionally click things on the internet too — then reach out and ask to be added back. I’ll take care of you.)